It's election time here at the school.
Our student government, the ASUCD Senate, which according to Davis Wiki has a $9.7 million budget (yes, you read that correctly), has recently been plagued with quite a few problems lately. Since last year, our little fledgling student government has been involved in no less than three such scandals such as:
- A senator stealing nearly $360 in books from the Bookstore, and after serving a number of hours in community service, still served as a senator.
- The endorsement of a student who was running for the Davis City Council, thus violating IRS federal tax laws which prohibit this.
- Candidates doing their electioneering in the dorms and "helping" students by personally showing them how to vote for them: two big no-nos.
Add to the fact that our student elections have had a more dismal turnout than most American Congressional elections, then you can probably think that there's going to be quite a lot of voter apathy.
But this year's a little different (or at least I hope it is). Because of all the recent scandals that have been covered exhaustively by the Aggie, the resignations of three senators (two stemming from the scandals), and the emergence of a possibly strong new political party--or slate as we call them--there seems to be a different air for this election.
Basically here's a rundown of what the parties are:
- Student Focus: they're known as the Greek Party on campus, since their candidates always seem to come from or are supported by the local sororities and fraternities. Wearing yellow shirts around election time, they're easy to spot also because they always seem to be handing out these glassy yellow fliers advertising their slate. Lately they've been getting a lot of flack since their slate was the one primarily involved with Dormgate.
- L.E.A.D.: standing for Leadership, Empowerment, Activism and Determination, their slate was original touted as the more liberal slate on campus. Student Focus may wear yellow, but L.E.A.D. has that fiery determined red for a color.
- F.U.C.K.: with maybe the best ironic acronym I've heard since Team America, the Friends Urging Campus Kindness are the newest slate on campus. Unlike the others, they don't have any candy-coated color and are the most irreverent of them all. The F.U.C.K. are running the most candidates for this election (seven altogether). They are also probably the most loosely-organized party of the three
- The Independents: in the current Senate, the Independents hold the balance of power. They are what they are: independent from the parties on campus. But that doesn't stop them from getting elected, since some of the most influential and vocal senators in recent history have been Independents.
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In my personal opinion, the most original ideas are coming from the F.U.C.K.. They seem to be the most energetic and alive slate there is. Plus they're not tainted with scandals, especially after all that Student Focus has had to go through lately. Also there seems to be something genuine within their proposals and especially non-conventional style, as opposed to L.E.A.D., which in all due respect, has not carried effective leadership, is just as equally diverse as Student Focus, is hardly activist, an its determination severely lacking as of late. Any slate that promises to make student government meetings more public, makes music videos, wants to get rid of useless fire trucks and last but not least make this student government more fiscally responsible has my vote.
My friend Ryan Basilio, who ran as an Independent Vice Presidential candidate last year with my friend Evan Beecher, said it best to me. The present slates--that being Focus and L.E.A.D.--are just mustard and ketchup. They both go on the same hot dog.
And that's it. There's nothing exciting about them, nothing slightly rebellious. Hell, they're not even that interesting either. They're both members of a nomenklatura student Politburo that drone to the same feedback, getting all the perks their posts give them, who seem as removed from the students as ever.
I know it's only a student government, but honestly, it's people like this who will go on to become city councilmen and women, go to state legislatures, maybe go on even to the federal level. Yes, we're young. But this is sometimes the first stepping stone.
I'll admit that there's good candidates on both the hot dog slates, as well as excellent ones within the Independent slot. But without a doubt in my mind, the F.U.C.K. have the right idea. And if F.U.C.K. gain seats in the Senate, I'll be happy. And if F.U.C.K. doesn't do a decent job, I'll hold them accountable like any government should be.
But for this time around, I'm willing to give them a chance. After all, any slate that has piñata bashing on the Quad would get my vote anyways.