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Here's a bat

Senate candidate Pedro Hernandez of the

F.U.C.K.

giving a bat to independent candidate Avi Singh. The victim-in-waiting is a

L.E.A.D.

effigy.

This way

Alright, you want to put your bat here...

Ouch

Legless, Empowerment, Activism and Determination

Off With Their Head

L.E.A.D. is decapitated

It's your turn now

Student Focus

is up next, with L.E.A.D.'s Presidential candidate Caliph Assagai in the back. The effigy bears a remarkable resemblence to outgoing ASUCD President Kalen Gallagher

Why beat your own slate?

Student Focus candidate Ami Vora misses by a long shot...

Death of a Piñata

...But Caliph Assagai doesn't.

In Heaven...Everything is fine in Heaven

Sadly, real-life student government members do not burst into Tootsie Rolls and condoms when met with force, but it would be cool anyways.